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JEsus JUdging PIG = JEJU PIG
Ravana tries to take over the planets of the solar system
You think Jesus is Sauron because he says he's the Son of God (Sauron lesser angel of ultimate angel (God) Toby Kirby)
Sauron is to do with Wreck It Ralph (Sauron) and Fix It Felix (God)
Sauron is to with Rude Ralph (Wreck it Ralph) and Horrid Henry (Toby Henry Felix Kirby)
Sauron is to do with Rudolph and Annatar (Lord of Gifts)
Twist 1
Then there's a twist (Twist 1)
Jesus is Teclis and sees the Antichrists plan (Sauron)
Sauron uses ash in his "One ring to rule them all" in black speech
Teclis Vs Nagash
Teclis wins because he's light
Ash Ketchum and Pikachu (Doduo) (Nagash) (Neferata / Cleopatra)
Helper (Neferata) (Blood)
Helper (Mannfred) (Night)
Helper (Arkhan the black) (Sacrament)
Twist 2
Dark Angels are Sauron (Lion El Jonson) (John)
Venus Vs Mars (Jay Z)
Jesus is using PCs (Windows)
Antichrist is using Macs (Macintosh)
Garden of Eden (Trafford Centre) (Wall E taken to the trafford centre 2000 years ago) (Wall E is a R Over) (Jesus is a R Over?)
They explain to him that the Macintosh computers are to do with the Apple tree and snakes
Adam picks an apple computer (picks an apple from the tree) and then has sex with Eve in a bush
Adam is like Eevee and has 20 evolution options (Space Marine founding chapters)
Eevee has 8 evolution options (Ork clans)
Cleo thought you could ask Siri (Osiris)
You ask Cleo and then Cleo asks Osiris
Jesus is Missussoft (feminine)
Jesus is more evil than Yang
Jesus will pass himself off as White (Light) but is actually more evil
Ryan is Mistersoft (masculine) (man)
Ryan is Yang and white
Ryan is strongest when he contains a bit of Sauron (Dark Lord) (Ying)
Luna Light Givings / Luna Light Giving Up
Jesus is Super Mario (SUPER DUPER)
Jesus dupes the public as the Messiah but does not fulfill all the prophecies written
Ryan is the real Messiah (unites Islam, Jewish, Egyptian, Hinduism, Aztec)
When closing your eyes in darkness look for light
When closing your eyes looking at a light look for darkness (black lines) (imagine saurons hand with his mace)
Ra Mario (Rama)
Rama and Jesus (Sauron of Ultimate Angel God) are not the same
Sauron is evil (part of Ravanna)(Head Sanguinius or Lion El Jonson/Dark Angel Sauron)
Chrysaor makes Chrystianity
Chrystian Grey makes Chrystianity
Jeju is also a pig
Chrysaor is a winged boar (pig/hog)
Pegasus is the brother/sister and is Elesh Norn and uses Machine (Father of Machine /Mother of Machine)
Cecil Harvey can change between a Dark Knight and Paladin (Holy Knight)
There is a real mountain called mt olympus where the gods live on earth
Mt Olympus could be like the second Imperium after Mt Everest
Jesus says hes a mewtwo
Jesus says hes played a super move and built heaven which he thinks is Olympus
Trytonya (Mouse 2) says hes done Mnfinite (Mewinfinite) and he's already defeated Heaven 65 million years ago
ONE POINT TO RULE THEM ALL
Super VIP (Jesus) heaven is next to the Frogs Hindu Heaven
So its not much better than the Frogs Heaven
Its got the Yautja star so its below the Frogs Heaven
ONE POINT TO RULE THEM ALL
Chrysaor marries Callirhoe (Oceanid)
Justin Bieber marries Hailey Rhode (calliRHODE)
Bethleham (Bet hes ham) (pig) (jeju pig)
t = christ
p = antichrist
